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Aug 8, 2013 6:30am EDT
. >> luminess air is the easiest, best, most natural-looking makeup i have ever used. they've made iso sple and so easy that you really can -- anybody can do it. i have a my face -- melasma. it's really hard to cover it up. they're incredibly dark. they're all along the sides of my face. i srtedsing luminess, i'd just given up. there wasn't anything that was gonna cover it, anyway, so i just stopped using anything. i'm ecstatic about luminess. i'm ecstatic about how easy it is, how fast and convenient and how much it covers. people have been complimentingcs something that never used to happen. luminess air is amazing. >> announcer: luminess air is the world's first airbrush makeup system designed for everyday use by anyone. the airbrush works by adding tion to the stylus. then start the air source. air enters through the hose, and when you pull back on the button, the air and the foundation mix into an ultra-fine mist. it's so fine, it actually uses 10 times less makeup than liquids. that means 10 times less makeup on your skin. yet luminess air blends covers perfectly. it's the secret to t
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Aug 23, 2013 6:00am EDT
started using makeup in middle school. it made me feel very insecure, it made me feel embarrassed, and it just didn't make me feel good. i've tried every product, i believe, that's out there, and nothing has really worked before. with rx for brown skin, i saw results within three weeks, and it was amazing. my skin is brighter, i feel beautiful, and i feel confident. the best compliment that i received on my skin was when i was at a mall, and a lady came by, and she wanted to know what foundation i was using. and i told her, "i don't have on foundation," and i told her about rx for brown skin. if i found something that works for me, i'm gonna use it and use it and use it, and i'm gonna tell everybody about it. >> i've been struggling with my skin my whole life. and to find something that i truly am really happy about, it, like -- it makes me a little emotional, you know? >> for a person who spent 10 years in the army, being girly is not really important, but i do feel really girly. i mean, at 43, i feel extremely girly. i think i feel more girly now than i did when i was 25. go fig
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Aug 25, 2013 5:30am EDT
'll tell you, god wants to use you, brother. he wants to not only bless you, but make you a great blessing. and the devil just tried to hinder you in every way possible, but how many of you know the devil is a liar? amen. no matter what the enemy does, he's a defeated foe. hallelujah. in jesus' mighty name! >> it's gone! >> say it again! >> it's gone! >> it's gone! >> well, i've had two- several things happen since i've been praying with the pastor. i have a daughter in washington, d.c. who gave up her faith in god and would curse god. and the more i prayed, the further she would get away. she was even speaking in sinister and diabolical tones. and after praying and getting the water, she's now converted, she's now reconfirmed her belief in god, and you told me i would get $20,000. i've gotten $22,000, and money's coming in from somewhere. i don't know where, it just keeps being deposited in my checking account. i don't know where it's coming from. >> how many of you know that's miracle money? >> she was agreeing with you in prayer that she could quit her job, and her husband would be fina
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Aug 12, 2013 1:00am EDT
of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would've thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace? estateyou feel about re'setplace today? a better time in history to buy pro right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can, because the profits are out there, and i don't see how you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will, i don't see how you could fail. >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at the bottom of your screen right now. come to the live event. it will be pow our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done who $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give you the road map, the g.p.s.-- t all right, guys? i'm not here to blow smoke up your skirt, i'm here to showecoy wealthy, i'm a real real estate investor, i don't sit e
Univision
Aug 19, 2013 6:30am EDT
and it has taken years and years for us to gather their information and to produce these videos, but a couple of weeks ago i showed virginia croy's testimony and i tell you, it's a great testimony about how much god loved her and how he just pursued her and has brought her out of this pit of legalism into the grace and the goodness of god, and her good friend, caroline yeager, they had been separated for, i think it was around 7 years because when virginia left the church that they were in, and they, of their own evaluation, called this a "cultish" type of church... when they left that, you had to break off all communication with any person who left this cult, and so caroline was married to the pastor's son and to remain in the church she could not have any communion, any fellowship with virginia, even though they had been good friends, and just a week or so before virginia was coming to my camp meeting in charlotte, north carolina, caroline had been receiving some of my teaching through a brother and had been listening and beginning to get set free. she had gotten born again and she went aga
Univision
Aug 20, 2013 6:30pm EDT
, just tell us who you heard it from. peter: it turned out the joke already had quite a history. bruce had heard it from consuela. consuela heard it from mayor west. west heard it from dr.hartman. hartman heard it from angela, angela from opie, opie from herbert. herbert heard it from tom tucker. tucker heard it from bender on futurama, oddly enough, for some reason. bender heard it from al harrington, harrington from reo speedwagon. ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ ♪ heard it from another... reo speedwagon saved us several stops, as they, too, had backtracked the joke to some extent. but when their trail had led to a bartender in virginia, they had given up, much the way the world had given up on them. in fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "time for me to fly." no, don't! all the money goes to my bitch ex-wife! can you play our song? peter: okay, lead singer from asia. ♪ now, sure as the sun will cross the sky ♪ ♪ this lie is over... we can't go to virginia, peter. bonnie and lois planned that couples weekend t
Univision
Aug 21, 2013 6:00pm EDT
. these the same fellas who were in the car with us? same ones. doug: ok, where was i? anyway, her robe's open, right, and now she's got my pen. she won't give me the pen, so i'm lookin' at her, like, "look, lady, if you don't sign for the package, i'll going to have to call my supervisor, right?" you gonna call o'boyle. he would have been there in 5 minutes with his pants down. o'boyle? who's o'boyle? he's our boss at work. so, anyway, her robe's open, completely open, she's got the pen-- an irishman? who? o'boyle. is he an irishman? yeah, i guess so. so--so what? it doesn't matter. arthur: i fought in the battle of the bulge with an irishman. his name was o'shannon. saw him get his nose shot right off his face. choked to death on his own blood, screaming for his mother. oh, but we saved your precious europe. i think your pool table's open. is it? yeah. this one's for o'shannon! uh, sorry about him... nah, it's fine. don't worry about it. yeah, it's not like he lives in your house or anything... oops. funny. it ain't funny, right? shut up. i got, like, a 2-minute window here i can tell you th
Univision
Aug 19, 2013 7:00am EDT
that step of faith and he helps us get to where we need to be. but if we stand out here waiting to feel something, then we can be waiting forever because faith is the substance of things that we don't see and the substance of things that we don't feel. it's actually, the bible says, evidence. it's a spiritual evidence that we can put our confidence in god. and, you know, there are all kinds of people who march off to church every sunday and never ever, ever learn how to exercise or release their faith. faith is a force that resides on the inside of us and i think that we can release it three ways, by praying, by saying and by doing. by praying in faith, by saying something in faith. i always talk about the importance of confessing god's word out loud. if we don't learn how to stop saying how we feel and what we think and start saying what god says, we're always gonna be in trouble. i don't think i ever do a seminar of any kind, anywhere, that somewhere in that seminar, and possibly several places, i talk about the importance of getting into agreement with god verbally and confes
Univision
Aug 19, 2013 11:00pm EDT
are we gonna do? marc and abby gave us 75%, but if that falls through and we say no to deac and kelly, then we got nothing. all right, so what do we do? we gotta hold deacon and kelly until we know. tell 'em we're 75% sure we can do it. carrie, the shmenkmans gave us 75%. we only have 25% to give. well, we're not gonna hold deac and kelly with 25%. cheat it. bump it up to 50. kel? yeah. sorry about that. i...saw a bird. uh, anyway, about saturday night, um, we're 35% sure we can make it. hmm? ok. would it help if i said 40? ok, then we'll do it some other time, then. would you please give them 50? huh? oh. ok, hold on a second. how about sunday brunch? oh, yeah, there you go. we'll do it here. yeah, that sounds great, and we'll do it over here. hmm? oh, yeah, no. no, bring 'em along. that's fine. yeah, ok, mm-hmm. ok, bye. they're bringing the kids. what was i gonna say? hang on to your hats, people. i got news. i was over at that newsstand that has papers from all around the country, and i grabbed myself an akron beacon. take a gander at this. what am i supposed to be reacting to?
Univision
Aug 21, 2013 6:30am EDT
that any of us are acceptable to god is because we have put faith in jesus and we have received right standing with god through faith in jesus, not through yourself. now, there are other reasons for you to go to church and pay your tithes and live holy and do these things, but it's not so that you can earn relationship with god. it softens your heart towards god when you live holy. when you keep your mind stayed upon him... isaiah 26:3 says, he will keep you in perfect peace when your mind is stayed upon him. it doesn't make god have more love and peace towards you, but it'll make you have more peace because you're thinking about the goodness of god and all that he's done for you. it also closes a door on the devil. i dealt with that in romans, chapter 6, and showed in verse 16, "know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?" if you go out and yield yourself to sin, god is still going to love you. he loves you because you put faith in a savior and you have relationship
Univision
Aug 11, 2013 6:30pm EDT
to ensure that our mission is a success. help us honor and empower these wounded warriors. contact us at findwwp.org. america, welcome home the brave. but sometimes, i still struggled to get going, even get through the day. so i was honest with my doctor. i told her i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. she said that for some pele, an antidepressant alone only helps so much and suggested we add she said that by takinboth, some people had symptom improvement as early as 1 to 2 weeks. [ female announcer ] abilify is not for everyone. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior, or thoughts of suicide. antidepresse these in and young adults. elderly dementia patients taking abilify have an increased risk of death or stroke. call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles and confusion to address a possible life-threatening condition. or if you have uncontrollable muscleovements, as these could become permanent. high blood sugar has been reported with abilify and medicines like it and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death. other risks
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Aug 22, 2013 6:00am EDT
's called total transformation, and this is a program that parents can use right in their own homes. am i right about that, james? >> yes, matthew. it's a step-by-step program, where i show parents how to get their kids to be accountable for their behavior. matthew, from day one, the total transformation program shows you how to explain to the child, in no uncertain terms, this is how you're gonna talk to me, this is how i'm gonna talk to you, this is how we're gonna treat each other, and that's all there's gonna be to it. the arguments stop. >> matthew: wow. >> the debates stop. we just stop that. i'll show you how to stop it. it's the simplest thing in the world. in the total transformation program, i show you exactly what to do when your kid acts up. i show you exactly what to say. you can sit in your kitchen, and you can listen to this program and learn all you need to know to get your family back on the right track. look, i was a kid with a lot of behavior problems in new york city, and my parents didn't know what to do with me. i developed a program that my parents could've followed
Univision
Aug 25, 2013 10:00am EDT
people round about us look at us and say that person is strong in the lord? that person is not ashamed of the gospel of jesus christ, that person has the power of god within their life. he says be strong, young christians. he also says this in verse 3. he says thou therefore endure. endure hardenous as a good solder of jesus christ. when a soldier is placed into a position he is told to stay there unless properly relieved. if you leave your post you are a deserter. you are in the family of god. you belong to jesus christ. he says you are to be a good, strong, soldier who endures wherever god has placed you, he has placed you you there as a soldier of jesus christ. we are to hold forth ourselves as men and women who will not leave our posts although things may be shaking around about you we stand firm in jesus christ an the power of the gospel. this is what god is looking for in our life today men and women who not only say i love the lord jesus christ but say i live according to the word of god. timothy's people, that little flock needed to learn these elections. the dying pastor in ve
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Aug 23, 2013 6:30am EDT
or reverence your husband the way that the church reverences christ. none of us do those things perfectly. so we all fail. when you say, you're making jesus lord it doesn't mean that you're saying god, i'll... i'll never be wrong again. i'm going to serve you and obey everything you say. but you have to be willing to do that. you have to be desiring to follow him and to trust in him completely and quit trusting in yourself. so you have to be willing to make him lord and you have to believe in your heart that god has raised him from the dead. you know, i was over in ireland one time, or excuse me. this was in wales. it was on a trip where i went to ireland. but actually we were in wales, in betws-y-coed, wales and we had a group of people with us and we were... don francisco was singing with his guitar and drawing a crowd and then we had people that were on this tour that were going through the crowd and talking to people about their relationship with the lord and trying to get them to commit their lives to the lord and i just happened to be standing there and i heard one of the
Univision
Aug 23, 2013 7:00am EDT
] peace and well-being for us was upon him, and with the stripes [that wounded] him we are healed and made whole." now wholeness is for our whole being. the world salvation comes from a greek word "sozo" which means healing for the entire person. so when jesus died on the cross, he took our sins. he also took our sicknesses and our diseases. you might say, "well, joyce, if he took them, why do i have them? why am i sick? why do i have pain if jesus took them?" well, i believe that i can explain it by saying this, jesus bore all of our sins. we still sin, but we can be forgiven. he bore all of our sicknesses and diseases. we still can get sick, but we can be healed. the same as we can receive forgiveness for our sins, we can also receive healing in our physical bodies. and i think the same way that we grow spiritually and we learn not to sin as often, we learn to obey god quicker. i believe that we can--let's say like right now, probably in most of your lives and in my life if you've been walking with the lord for a while, you don't need to ask for forgiveness as many sins as you did 15 yea
Univision
Aug 21, 2013 7:00am EDT
's a whole bunch of stuff in it that could kill us if we don't pray over it. well, what do we do? and i'm guilty, too, "thank you, lord, for this food. bless it in my body. in the name of jesus, amen." or then sometimes after we've eaten half of it, "bless the lord, o my soul, and all that's already in me." well you know, it's one thing to do it as an obligation or just a habit of something we do, but the faith is really not working unless we take a moment to sincerely pray. "father, i'm praying over this food and i thank you for it, and i pray, god, if there's anything in it that's harmful, that you won't let it harm me. in jesus' name, amen." so it's one thing to have faith. it's another thing to actually use your faith and exercise your faith. so the bible talks about the shield of faith, and in mark 11:22, which is kind of our foundation scripture, it simply says, "have faith in god [constantly]. and jesus, replying, said to them, have faith in god [constantly]." i like that scripture. not just once in a while, not just occasionally, not just until you're tired of waiting for your b
Univision
Aug 8, 2013 6:00am EDT
did you learn at my live events? >> that was one of the best parts of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would've thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace? how do you feel about the economy and the real estate marketplace today? >> i don't think there's a better time in history to buy property. right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can,s are out there, and i don't see how you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will, i don't see how you could fail. >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at the bottom of your screen right now. come to the live event. it will be powerful, you will be our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done where he can profit up to $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give you the road m
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Aug 12, 2013 7:00am EDT
. >> by taking something from a frozen state to a cooked state very quickly and using the nuwave oven, you come out with a product that is safe for the consumer, great-tasting every time. u'll love it. >> joe: i'm in heaven! [laughs] >> heidi: no is every meal of the day. >> all cooked in the nuwave. >> all cooked in the nuwave, plus more.'ll start with breakf. >> you're doing quiche, eggs an. >> here's what i'm doing: cinnamon rolls, exactly, right on the top, the quiche and the hard-boiled eggs on the bottom. [joe chuckles] o.k.?es we can do, sausage, bacon, bagels... all right, let's come on down here, we'll go to lunch. >> o.k. >> my kids' favorite: fries, burgers... >> burgers. >> pizza's an all-time favorite. >> all right, shall we move on? >> let's go to dinner, and i have a little interest in this. you know i'm not a cook per se. >> right. >> when you buy the nuwave oven, you get this: this is the nuwave oven cookbook. >> and you just sa very important. >> what's that? >> i think for a lot of people, they always say, "i can't cook." >> look at that. >> but the nuwave cooks it for you.fe
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Aug 8, 2013 11:00pm EDT
...[whistles] ray! we'll have to discuss this. discuss. here we go. hey, maybe you better take us off the meter. take your time. look, it doesn't have to be a relative. no? no. i mean, the character of the couple is what's important. what are their values? are they loving, are they patient, are they honest? if we find people like that, we should give them the children right now. you know what? we don't have to complete this now. once you two get this ironed out, you can just c ok. we'll probably call you tomorrow.d out, unless we die before then, in which case, you get 'em. hope you got a sofa bed. i think he likes me. yeah. ut this, though. we gotta think about this. who are we gonna get? well, i don't know. i hate eve yeah, see? me, too. wait. what about bernie and linda? they just had a baby. yeah, exactly. so why would they want more? look, they'll be experienced parents, and we love them. yeah, i guess. they're good. and bernie always has candy in his pocket. ly be the ones. all right, ok, so we're settled? yeah. so it's bernie and linda, we have a will, and you're still alive. hey! guess
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Aug 9, 2013 6:30pm EDT
of rehab. lindsay's rep confirming she went to visit max, but telling us any reports of her partying was false. >> renee is with me now. oprah says lindsay finally gets it after their sitdown chat. i little disappointed here when she hears the news. >> oprah is the one person you . "oprah's next chapter" linds 18. >> a.j. has the latest on alec baldwin's rumored new gig. >> reports that he is getting his own talk show on msnbc, he would be the right guy for the job. >> the the show that i want to do but don't set your d.v.r.s just yet for an alec baldwin talkthe main priority right nows baby on the way with wife hilaria. >> renee, you know that miley cyrus and liam hemsworth love to keep everyone guessing if their engagement is still on or not. have last night they showed upf and silenced the speculators that say they are over. and harrison ford and calista flockhart making i night. harrison playing a billionaire. liam playing technicaly trying to outsmart him. both stay they are not technicalies in real life. >> no. >> i'm not a billionaire either. >> i'm not familiar with the whol
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Aug 23, 2013 5:00pm EDT
, all of us in here know our father, except will. he don't know his daddy. >> mr. brown, did you have to say that? >> cora, sometimes when i just open my mouth, truth just spill out. >> anyway, this trip is about relaxing. i asked my friend sidney to meet me here. >> ha ha ha! i don't like strangers at my house. it's truth again. >> i'm home! >> that's the kids. >> oh, you're gonna like the little white one. watch when you see him. >> mommy, i can't wait for you to meet them. they are so precious. >> ugh! stay away from me, you mutant, before i strangle you! >> not if i strangle you first, pie-face! >> hey, hey, hey, hey, you two. listen, if anybody's gonna be doing any strangling around here, it's gonna be me! >> boy, these kids can't catch a break. everywhere they go, they're getting beat. >> mr. brown, stop being messy. come on, help me with the wash. >> well, i hope you separated my colors before you washed them. >> well, you didn't separate them before you wore them. >> okay, kids, this is my mother. mom, i want you to meet brianna. >> hi, brianna. >> hi. >> oh, you're even prett
Univision
Aug 13, 2013 6:30am EDT
, unlocking all that hidden nutrition so you body can actually absorb it and use it. i've got a strainer here. we're gonna pour our blended smoothie through and see what is left over. what's gonna make it through? we've got unbroken flax seeds, lots of fiber. here, let me show you this. this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a smoothie. now let's see what happened with the nutribullet. i take off the extractor blades, looks like we've got quite a beverage in here. let's bring it out and pour it through the strainer. it's completely liquefied. all that nutrition has been turned inside out. everything has been completely broken down. and when we pour it, we can see just how glowing it is, beautiful. the real test is always the flavor. let's give it a try. that, ladies and gentlemen, is what i call a nutriblast. we've taken all of those cells, pulverized, flipped them inside out, got all of that juice, all the nutrients, the vitamins, the minerals, the enzymes, the essential fatty acids, the protein, and now we can actually assimilate and utilize those nutrients. we've turned this into a su
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Aug 22, 2013 6:30am EDT
jesus did for us is how we have peace with god. the only way that you can have peace is to have a savior. that it's his goodness that makes you accepted with god. if the burden is on your back... if you have to earn salvation, there is no peace, because even if you did good yesterday and do good today, tomorrow is a brand new day and you could blow the whole thing and there is no way for you to relax and just rest. the only way that you can rest and have peace with god is when you have a savior. so these are people who were zealous for god but they were going about to earn god's blessing through submitting to their own righteousness. that's what it says in verse 3, they being ignorant of god's righteousness, that comes by a gift and going about to establish their own righteousness, which comes through their performance have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of god. you cannot be submitted to faith righteousness and law righteousness at the same time. you cannot be trying to accept part of it by grace and part of it by law, and then look at this in verse 4... this is such a
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Aug 7, 2013 6:30pm EDT
learned to get used -- t, but i think >> there is no getting used to the paparazzi. and u are 15 years old er men. >> they want to prove they are more than just youngeristers. they launched their own clothing line for pac-sun. >> we didn't ask any help because we wanted it to be all us. we sat in a room and put our ideas together for patterns and kcra 3 reports and what we want in the line. >> don't expect the jenner girls spin off. >> we are on the shore more, but still we try and stay off of i we are kids. we are trying to be kids for little bit longer. kids with 10 followers and their own clothing line. maybe itto be a jenner. >> bruce willis out, harrison ford in? that is expendables 3 news straight from twitter. harrison starring in the thriller, paranoia and taking some curveballs from steve. >> that is the juice. get used to drinking it. >>son ford is back on the screen in paranoia. >> how tech savvy are you? >> not very. >> do your kids help you? >> often. he will grab the phone and says but he is convinced you don't need computer and cell phones to figure out life. >> y all of hum
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Aug 16, 2013 6:00pm EDT
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Aug 24, 2013 5:00am EDT
us hungry. can we have some lunch? after all your hard work, you certainly deserve it. i'll run down to the diner and come back and get you when it's ready. see you in a few minutes. you heard her. we only have a few minutes. let's go! d anybody have any luck finding a winch? i sure didn't. i found some pistons. i found a phone book. a-and i found a mattress. it's pretty comfy, actually. ugh! but no winch. if you put all this stuff together, it wouldn't add up to a winch. [ gasps ] that's it! what's it? where's it? maybe there's no winch in the parts yard, but there's got to be stuff here that, when we put it together, can look like a winch. chuck, maybe we should just tell your mom what happened. boomer, we can still make this work, but we have to hurry. the way i figure it, we need three things -- a metal box, a long metal arm, and a hook to hang from it. come on. [ tires screeching ] does anyone see anything that might help us, anything at all? like a long pole that could be used as a metal arm? exactly! something just like that! wa-hoo! i done found one! great work, biggs, but ho
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Aug 21, 2013 11:00pm EDT
! atlantic city! ha ha! city of the atlantic! ¡ciudad atlanticano! hey, let me use your phone so i can tell kelly. whoa, whoa! what are you gonna say? that we're going to atlantic city. you can't say that. she'll tell carrie. they talk all the time. so i have to lie to my wife just because you lied to yours? it's pronounced "burmhaven." all righty... let's beat the living crap out of this place. here we go. whoa! hold up. hold on a second. listen, i just cashed a check, and i don't wanna lose more than $200. hold the rest of my money. sure. you know how i am, so even if i beg, don't give it to me. ok. i mean it, deke. i might get ugly. i could mention your mother. don't take the bait. don't mention my mother. fair enough. let's gamble. oh, yeah. that's our table. granny gon' be sweet. hey, how's everybody doing? oh, just fine. all right. hey there, mary from cedar rapids. i'm doug from... wanna-win-a-lotta-money. oh. good luck, everyone. bets up. he looks nice. [orchestra tuning] oh...hi. hello. you're mr. berenson, one of the partners, right? yes. uh-- i didn't know anybody else from the f
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Aug 20, 2013 7:00am EDT
... >> [laughing] >> joyce: "well, yeah, i believe, but what else?" well, obviously, you know, if god tells us to do something, then we need to be obedient. but a lot of times we're in works of the flesh and then we actually miss the work that god would have us do. we get into, what i call, works that don't work and then we get frustrated because we're not flowing under grace. we're in our own strength trying to be holy ghost junior. >> [laughing] >> joyce: "now i just wonder if i bought that forgiveness book of joyce's and underlined some stuff and left it laying out on the table at home, i just wonder if my--i just wonder if maybe my husband would read that." >> [laughing] >> joyce: so you get my point. i also love john 11:40, "jesus said to her, did i not tell you and promise you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of god?" isn't that wonderful? "what do you want me to do?" believe. well, every time we set ourselves to obey, to believe, to receive something by faith, you can count on it, fear will come. fear will come, but we can meet it every time with faith and say, "i will
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Aug 20, 2013 6:30am EDT
and say that they have come from us and say that unless you be circumcised, unless you keep the feast days, unless in other words, you become a jew and convert to judaism, you cannot be saved, and they said, that is not so. we have examined it and we believe that faith in jesus alone is sufficient for your salvation, and so this was a major deal, even to the people who were the disciples of jesus and walked with him for three and a half years. the apostle peter spoke about this over in 2 peter, chapter 3, and he said, our beloved brother paul writes in his epistles of some of these things that are hard to be understood, which those that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do other scriptures. peter called paul's writings, scripture, and admitted that paul was preaching the gospel and yielded to him on this point. you can also see in the 11th chapter... the 10th and the 11th chapter of the book of acts, that peter was, of course, raised as a jew, and he w...he had to keep all of the rituals about the animals that were clean and unclean, the ones that you could eat and couldn't eat, an
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Aug 22, 2013 5:00am EDT
for a rich man with ill-got(en gains@to end of thkingdom of god wilwant to use a ll fat from ripping off th sheet for you shall hunger will win (you that laugh now those you who laugh about what's going on in the yoshall urn and weep when r the truees returns ere will be weeping and gnashing of teeth ovcame do when l men shall speak fathers of hopefuls profits are worried about pleasing men are more worried about pleasing our heavenly fall i ask you a question and were one of introduction why would anyone listen to the words of a full wrong over the word of god turned es search up to 30 for an swer that question isaiah chapter 30 verse 10 and yo+ notice that mo talk about false propts teachers and prchers are lot of woes was the third of seven and isaiah woes the rebellio children's sight of the lord to take counsel but not of me and that cover with a vering bullingernd ,he companion bible says this means e war t libation meaning to make an allianc when i think of vert with a covering i can't hp but think of the bulls proper tenses we find in ezekiel chapter 13 sold llows the cover of the
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Aug 8, 2013 7:00am EDT
? >> that was one of the best parts of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would've thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace? how do you feel about the economy and the real estate marketplace today? >> i don't think there'se in hiy to buy property. right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can, because the profits are out there, and i don't see how you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will,w you . >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at tom of. come to the live event. it will be powerful, you will be our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done where he can profit up to $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give y the g.p.s.-- this is no b.s., all right,t here to blow smoke p your skirt, i'm here to show you how to be
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Aug 22, 2013 7:00am EDT
! then all those virgins got up and put their own lamps in order. and the foolish said to the wise, give us some of your oil, because our lamps are going out." i can just hear 'em right now, "sister, i'm out of oil. can i have some of yours?" "but the wise said, there won't be enough for us and for you; go to the dealers and buy for yourselves. and while they were going to do what they should have done a long time ago, the bridegroom came," and they missed out on the whole thing. hallelujah. look at verse 13. "watch therefore [give strict attention and be cautious and--" uh-oh-- "active], for you know neither the day nor the hour when the son of man will come." we need to live ready. we need to live full up with the power of god. full up on the word of god. your faith needs to be sharp and we need to have up that shield of faith. be ready all the time. if you thought jesus was coming back next friday... man, would you be busy and active in this next week. come on. just think about the things that you'll probably do this next week that you wouldn't do if you thought jesus was coming back in
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Aug 11, 2013 5:30am EDT
, "how am i going to get on that plane?" and i was sitting there waiting for us to get ready for take-off. and it hit. it hit like the biggest storm ever. the sweat.t rate. the full-blown panic attack.he stewardess, i said, "you have to off this plane. i am not going to be able to settle down." and then, like, i just started to scream, and i said, "you have to get me off the flight now, or we're gonnate pilot's gonna have to turnound , because i am not gonna be abfor 3/12 hours." and, i mean, i was embarrassed. i was crying, but i couldn't control the panic attack. the pilot said, "okay, fine. we have to get her off the flight." >> my mom would sit me down or tell me before i would leave that she might not be there when i got back. she would allude to th going to kill herself. i thought it was my responsibility to make sure that those bad things that i feared did not happen, and that's when my panic attacks started. >> well, my self-esteem all of my confidence. no independence. i just started to depend on people. i became a vic i just turned myself into a victim of these circumstances
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Aug 19, 2013 6:00am EDT
a look at this. what happens when a dentist develops severe tendonitis? i used to tuck my elbow in like this when i was taking out teeth. it was a horrible situation for a dentist. when a gardener's arthritic knees become unbearable. usually after a day of gardening i'm really limping badly. four years of wear and tear finally catch up with a tennis pro. i've had 6 knee operations. had one on my left elbow. i tore my rotator cuff. they all faced the prospect of giving up what they love. i was worried that i was gonna have to change my profession. then i met tommie. he told me about his product and asked me if i would like to just put one on. the pain has started to alleviate. actually that night i went home and threw the football with my son and i hadn't done that to that point at all that year. the pain has started to alleviate. actually that night i went home and threw the football with my son and i hadn't done that to that point at all that year. i dropped a rock on my hand, really bruised up badly. and i used a tommie copper glove for a few days and the bruise went completely. it's
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Aug 9, 2013 5:00am EDT
? >> that was parts of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would'v thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace? how do you feel about the economy and the real estate marketplace today? >> i don't think there's a better time in history to buy property. right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can, because the profits are out there, and i don't see how you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will, i don't see how you could fail. >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at the bottom of your screen right now. it w our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done where he can profit up to $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give you the road map, the g.p.s.-- this is no b.s., all right, guys? i'm not here to your skirt, i'm he
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Aug 7, 2013 11:00pm EDT
! would you look at this? oh...use a fork! god. hmm? oop. [exasperated sigh] was...was there somethin' wrong with the other can opener? there's nothing wrong with this can opener. [chuckling] no, nothing's wrong, honey. i mean, i would've preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's... it's just as delicious right out of the sink. ha ha ha ha! this is thok, ray? because it's better. it's not stupid, [clunk] and what'd i say? and i'm not exaggerating. it's just that sometimes he's such a jerk! given. details? last night. ok? the kids are a mess. i'm tryin' to hold everything together. you're the glue, debra. everyone knows that. anyway, yoknow, he comes home... i'm gonna run away. no! don't run away. mommy would miss you so myes, she would. ohh. come on. sit, sit, sit. let's eat. hey, daddy's home. hi, ray. yeah. hi, daddy. [flatly] how was your day? oh, gosh. well, actually, it was-- great. what's for dinner? i haven't had time. if you could just wait. [grouchily] fine. make my own dinner. again. fish. son of a--well, where's the can opener? uh, it's in the drawer. what? the c
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Aug 12, 2013 5:35am EDT
the obstacles so what are you waiting for call us now what's going on right here. maam, with the ipod on. you having any no. you got scared oh. hey, tu didn't tell me was going to be on camera. the government is looking for me right now. how you doing sister in the green shirt. are you ok? no i am not doing ok i was i found a dream job i found my soul mate i still have the job but i lost my soul mate but now i've got to pay him 50% of my earnings. well i'll tell you what with that 50% money that yo that because you don't have to put nothing down that's right 0 down no payments for six weeks what do you have to lose very beautiful girl too i really don't mess with a lot of women that wear their hair over their eye like that especially with and she moved her hair andr hern she didn't have no eye man. wait a minute. is that why you got your hair like this? on back here now? i'm in college you know i have no money my textbooks basically took all my money so. i know what you all are thinking you all can't do at sign & drive for 45 yes we can but we are only taking 500 callers i can't stress it you
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Aug 12, 2013 6:30am EDT
's good for us, but after a hard day at work, i still to this day-- and i've been eating well for years-- think i can't wait to get home and have some raw broccoli. listen, it's just never going to happen. i'm a realist, right? so the chances-- we need this stuff, but i don't know about you, but i'm not going to eat it-- would you eat it? >> there's no way i could eat all that, so how do we get it into our body?l, a simple philoy i've had for years: if you can't juicing is without questionthe d nutrition contained within all fruits and vegetables. but i'll tell you now, i'll tela nail in your juicing coffin faster than if you get the wrong machine. i've now searched the world for a machine that's affordable, easy t use, plus it needs to be able to extract a load of juice while maintaining quality nutrition. and i'm pleased to say i'm unveiling it today. i found it here. >> i think you've got it. >> it is my fusion juicer, my low-induction mot i'll tell you why that's important in a minute. and i'll tell you exactly what this baby can do in a second. but i wa the basics. look, you see al
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Aug 7, 2013 5:00pm EDT
of the beauty out of us, then they want to divorce us and we still have our beautiful persolities but, you know, our boobs aren't as high, butts aren't as firm, we're present years old. now, you want a divorce? oh, staying, you're staying!ause ] who loves stevie 96? i love her. she's an ex guest. yes! [ applause ] >> wendy: we don't talk about stevie nix hot topics. she's 65 sold over 140 million records as a solo artist and member of the legendary group, fleetwood mac. 140 million records she sold. [ applause ] >> wendy: and she has lived. there is a movie in the works on her life. guess who wants to play stevie in this film? lindsey lohan. well, lindsey, on account of you already messed up liz taylor's story and -- [ applause ] >> wendy: and we're not sure whether you're -- this is her sixth rehab stint, right? we're not sure whether your sixth stint in rehab will stick, you need to focus on sobriety and wellness. leave the acting to people who can act. [ applause ] >> wendy: by the way, stevie the same thing. i'll paraphrase. over my dead body. stop doing drugs and get a grip. lindsey, that
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Aug 13, 2013 5:00am EDT
one. you remind me of my ex girlfriend. i used to date this big strong girl. used to wear the tight shirts, the shirts that you gotta button up through the middle. got velcro on it. no, i'm just joking man. i don't want no trouble. i'm here to have a good time. we're here for a purpose. plus you're a big dude. i don't want you comin up here. you run up here if you want to i got a baloney sandwich in my pocket. i'll set it yeah you gotta make a decision. is that baloney? forget him. everybody that has some credit problems, keep your hands up. i want to get the camera. is there anyone here that don't have problems with credit? we want you to leave. you can just get on out of here. this don't make no sense. well, what kind of problems are we having? i mean, you guys can open up to me. we're here tonight to have a little fun with it. you having some problems, big man? well man, look here man, i told you my credit was broke down and my car broke down with my credit and my credit scores jack. i got liens and loans and i got child pport too. that's enough. you done told me enough. listen,
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Aug 22, 2013 5:00pm EDT
dip? >> bean dip and old men? boy, you gonna turn us into a weapon of mass destruction. don't do the bean dip. >> are you sure the colonel won't figure out what we're doing? >> derek, the colonel still hasn't found out his fiancée [imitating edna] is a dude. >> all right, well, is there anything else, mr. b? >> yes. one more thing i should do. uh, put you out. get out. >> can you at least open the door first? >> oh, okay, i will. now get out. [ door closes ] [ dialing ] >> hey. what up, mike b? hey, do you still have that information on that joy? yeah. that joy. yeah, i need her to provide a little entertainment for this old guy's bachelor party. >> why are you sitting there so calm? i'm completely freaked out about this. what are we gonna do, simone? >> should we tell somebody? >> like who? >> your parents, maybe? you said they're pretty cool. >> nobody's parents are this cool. we're just gonna keep this between me and you till we figure out what we're gonna do about this. >> well, maybe it's a mistake. isn't there another one in the box? >> that was the third one. simone, i'm
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Aug 13, 2013 7:00am EDT
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Aug 9, 2013 11:00pm EDT
that you see is wrong. all. what, already? you've found something already? do i have to use this highlighter? why? why? what's wrong? this is really throwing off fumes. i'm getting high here. what do you want? how about that red pencil? i'm using it. i'm using the red pencil. ok. listen, you're the boss. all right. here, here. take it. take the pencil. thank you. "...sandy koufax, nolan ryan, to name a few. while these men..." what are you doing? yeah, it's nothing. it's good. whatever. but, gerard, if there's something wrong, you gotta tell me. no, it's just... i don't know. doesn't "whore" have a w? what are you talking about? you called some guy a whore in here, and i-- wait--wait--wait a minute! wait a minute. i don't call a guy a whore in my book. yes, you do. "lou gehrig was the iron hore." h-o-r-e. horse! see, i forgot the s. he was the iron horse. oh. that doesn't make sense either. but that's good. that's a typo. that's a typo. thanks. yeah, but you would have found it eventually. yeah, but--but you found it. or someone else would have. gerard, you did it. i--i migh
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Aug 17, 2013 11:30pm EDT
how much product are you using? - what enrique said-- "little dab, size of a peach." - i'm pretty sure he said, "size of a pea." - oh, well, that's good, because i've been going through a tube a day. - yeah, you may want to shower before the photographer's tonight. - oh, honey, do we have to do that? - yes. it's nice that my mom wants to put our engagement in the newspaper. - i know, but why do we need a new picture? i mean, can't we just send the one we already have? - i'd rather not. - why? - look, honey, it's just that in all the pictures that we have, you tend to look... you know... super gay. - what are you talking about? - well, you know how some people are photogenic? you're kind of "homogenic." - "homogenic"? - you tend to look gay in pictures. - what? i do not. well, i mean, maybe in that one from scotty's bachelor party, but i was just pretending to do that 'cause he was passed out. i mean, that's-- that's what you do. - look, maybe it's the way you smile or how you pose, but i'd rather not have everyone in my hometown saying, "oh, look, jen's marrying george michael." -
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Aug 7, 2013 6:00pm EDT
. >> warning, you're about to batch nicky mythen go on an epic rapper ic rant with a named ransom she used to be friends with. so buckle up. it's about to get crazy. >>som saying he wrote some of your songs? >> what the [bleep] is he crazy? i'm better then him. i'm not even a man and in their mouth. >> and away we go. yep, that's nicki obliterating this guy, ransom, outside a club in l.a. after we asked about a big story on the mega huge rap website all hip hot.com. >> all hip-hop is saying ransom is nicky and they're saying he doesn't write his own likes and she's the go-to writer. >> a clarification, a rapper saying roached lyrics is a worse insult you can give. it's a sucker m. >> now i get it, sucking m.c. is bad. >> oh, whi peoe. anyway, here's the ransom song. >> before nicki was wearing crazy bigs i was doing versus for her just hoping she madebig♪ >> did you hear that? he said he was doing versus for her and -- >> that could mean he was singing on a song though. >> exactly! either way, our photog asked about it and nicki no likey. >> i don't need no [bleep] writer. you ask him wh
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Aug 10, 2013 11:30pm EDT
tryur family this, too, you know. why? i'm used to them. it's like getting into a hot bath. you know, at first it's so hot that you don't think you can take it. but then, you know, once you get your luggage in, it's not that bad. you did a wonderful job of kneading, amy. thanks. i needed to hear that. adorable. ok, next we're going to roll the dough. now, it can't be too thick or too thin. it needs a light touch. shall we let amy continue? yeah, go ahead, amy. already on a roll. right. so that's good. see? back and forth. just like ironing. oh... ha ha. i know, it's true, i can't iron. well...where were we? oh. ok, ok. amy, you continue doing that, and i'm gonna need some help with the sauce. um... d to you? whatever you say, marie. you're the master. what? you're the master. i mean, i'm just happy to be here. you're a brilliant cook. thank you. those are such lovely eoh, thank you, marie. you always have such nice taste. marie: are you all right, dear? yes, i've just never seen... such lovely earrings. oh. you like those? mommy. yeah, honey? the boys keep blocking the tv. well, reme
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